leo horoscope
23 Jul - 22 Aug

LEO - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


The Sun is weak which is the reason why your mother in law has gone to live in the sewer after being adopted by mutant cabbages. Don't let this setback depress you. Find someone with large nostrils and fill both holes with porridge.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


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