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22 Dec - 19 Jan
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CAPRICORN - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEYou seem to be coating yourself in glue and rolling around in tomato seeds a lot recently. As well as bringing luck this could be seen by orangutans as a declaration of war. Avoid playing board games with people with large foreheads.
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Random Guy Joke #7
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A: You didn't guff on his face and hold the pillow down on his head for long enough.
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