capricorn horoscope
22 Dec - 19 Jan

CAPRICORN - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


Your recent behaviour has not been good. Its easier to rub pig vomit on your foot than it is to contract leprosy from badgers. Please try to think before you act! There could be others around you who may also wish to paint horses on your nostrils.

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Q: What is gross stupidity?
A: 144 men in one room


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