
22 Dec - 19 Jan
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CAPRICORN - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEYou seem to be coating yourself in glue and rolling around in tomato seeds a lot recently. As well as bringing luck this could be seen by orangutans as a declaration of war. Avoid playing board games with people with large foreheads.
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Random Guy Joke #239
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.