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CAPRICORN - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEYou seem to be coating yourself in glue and rolling around in tomato seeds a lot recently. As well as bringing luck this could be seen by orangutans as a declaration of war. Avoid playing board games with people with large foreheads.
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Random Guy Joke #201
Q: How does a guy keep a woman screaming after climax?A: He wipes his wiener on the curtains!