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SAGITTARIUS - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEJupiter has a preference for people with hairy toenails. Staple a block of jelly to your nipples and pretend you own an oil refinery. This will ensure your intestines are filled with yoghurt.
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Random Guy Joke #279
Q: What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?A: Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, “Great chili, Babe!”