sagittarius horoscope
22 Nov - 21 Dec

SAGITTARIUS - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


Jupiter has a preference for people with hairy toenails. Staple a block of jelly to your nipples and pretend you own an oil refinery. This will ensure your intestines are filled with yoghurt.

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Random Guy Joke #242
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight.
When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.


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