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SAGITTARIUS - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEJupiter has a preference for people with hairy toenails. Staple a block of jelly to your nipples and pretend you own an oil refinery. This will ensure your intestines are filled with yoghurt.
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Random Guy Joke #113
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
