Hilarious horoscopes and love matches from the UK! http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:20:30 +0100 http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/images/title-tiny.gif http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=1 Mars is in conjunction with a lateral star. This means you will soon meet a man called "Wibbling Barcelona". He will supply... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=2 As Venus realigns itself with the cheese grater constellation, your soul will seek answers on you can illuminate your face... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=3 Mercury is misaligned so be prepared for a few surprises! A midget will pee in your gas tank and take a dump in your plant... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=4 The recent lunar phase is an excellent opportunity to show people how loving you can really be. The next time you see someone... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=5 Life has too many challenges for you, but you are wise and smart. You may one day discover a way to play MP3s from your toenails,... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=6 There are a few minor conflicts between Mercury and a bucket of squids. You may experience a short burst of energy which... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=7 Venus is feeling rather tricky. If you see your Dad eating a sack of butter then do not attempt to extract peppermint from... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=8 You are deluded! Inhaling muscle relaxants will not make you scream like a horse and poop out gold. Its about time you grew... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=9 Pluto has cursed you for dressing up as a moose and chasing squirrels last week. You will piss razors for the next 36 hours... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=10 Saturn has granted you an abundance of toasted sunflower seeds. You can use them to build a new peg leg which would look... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=11 It is a time for discovering new secrets. There is a hidden sack of gallstones buried deep within your pancreas. These can... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=12 Finding your true destiny is like building a giant pillar from cat teeth. Its not about how many cheese slices you wear on...