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21 Mar - 19 Apr
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ARIES - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEMars is in the second house which means you should start looking ways to sprout tentacles from your eyeballs. Do not chew up watermelons and spit the seeds at ducks. This will lower your vitamin levels.
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Random Guy Joke #225
Q: Why did God create man?A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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