
Yes as well as being a super amazing psychic I am also an interpreter of dreams. I know how hard it can be when you wake up (no not that!) from a dream and bang your head against the wall trying to figure out what it meant. Here are a list of the most commonly occuring dreams along with accurate interpretations. Some of these dreams were sent in by people, so if you have a dream thats been bothering you then feel free to email it here.
Your Shoes Shrink Every Time You Draw A Minotaur
Chimpanzee Selling You Fireworks And Cocaine
You Find Bruce Forsythe Living Inside Your Toaster
Gypsies Chasing You With Cricket Bats
Your Left Arm Morphs Into An Irish Wolfhound
Lemons Singing And Dancing In Your Bathroom
Being Chased By A Transsexual Flying Greyhound
Your Garden Fence Is On Fire Every Time You Sneeze
Mosquitoes Disapproving Of Your Tap Dancing Skills
Every Banana In The World Becomes An Insomniac
Wearing Blue Prevents You From Using Screwdrivers
Prosecuted By Angry Clowns On Valentines Day
Your Anus Grows Teeth And Starts Wearing Lip-Gloss
Your Chin Detaches Itself And Performs Magic Tricks
Spiderman Steals Your Dog And Teaches It To Dance
Aliens Attack Your Town And Force Feed You With Gravy
Dancing in Mud Whilst Licking Lots Of Stamps
Chimpanzees Building Submarines From Lemonade
Dancing Cockroaches and Randy Blondes At a Petrol Station
Your Uncle Wants To Set Fire To Your Pink Negligee
You and Bigfoot and Get Chased By Singing Redneck Bees Who Make You Dance
Climbing a Mountain Of Cheese And Being Chased By a Naked Midget
Goblins Trying To Force Feed You With Curry When You Leave the House
You Are Looking For Velma's Glasses and You Turn Into a Cockroach
Every Time Your Dog Farts, The Cat's Hair Falls Out
Hijacked By Leprechauns Who Turn You Into a Pole Dancing Banana
You Are Chased By A Plastic Spoon Before Having Your Foot Attached To Your Eyeball
Your Hamster Humps Your Eyeball While A Gorilla Feeds You Toenails.
Your Dog Beat Boxes And You Get Attacked By Penguins With Pickles
A Demon Bones Your Granny Then Shoves Her Head Up Your Anus For Eternity
Your Knob Falls Off Whilst Playing Topless Darts With Anita The Goat Girl
Singing Lettuce On a Park Bench, Babbling Prophecies Of The Turnip God
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