
This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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Thy heart is the parchment upon which I burn these words of lust with the quill of passion
Thy body, the temple of Aphrodite. My sensual hands, the worshippers. Thy pleasure, my holy communion
Tis not only the moon that shines like fiery embers in the night, for even the Goddess Ceres envies thy bright beautiful eyes
Oh sweet envy of Aphrodite! Cast thy dagger of love into my heart and consume me with the flames of thy lust
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