This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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Thy sweet innocent scent alone would drive the Goddess Aphrodite herself to bleed tears of envy
Electric arcs firing within me are nothing compared to when thy tongue dances with mine
With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you
Tis only the thunderous, lust-tipped arrow of Eros, to which my hunger driven loins awaken like a virile Bull
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