This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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A burning fire inside me, drips with fleshly sin for thy delicate caressing touch

Mere gazes from neath thy silken shroud, awakening tingling electric arcs within me

Oh beautiful heavenly being! I stand before thee, a hungry lustful beast. My mouth wet with anticipation.

I swear I would slay Lucifer himself with my bare hands, just to bathe within the sweet warm nectar of thy love

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