This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Lit by the scented candles of carnality, thy shadow, seductively flickers upon my heart

What carnal magic drives me to gaze upon thy skin, more delicate then the kiss of twilight?

Oh heavenly love! Upon forbidden fruits, I long to sink my teeth. I the giver - You the taker

Fulfill thy own desires and help quench this humble servant's thirst. I live, only to please you, my love

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