This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Within my heart are the seeds of lust, which blossom like wild orchids with thy every gaze

Electric arcs firing within me are nothing compared to when thy tongue dances with mine

With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you

For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin

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