
This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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Desire is a Goddess, who possesses my body and enslaves me to thy lustful thoughts
For a single gaze upon the light which breaketh from thy delicate face, would rage within me pangs of carnality
A moments worth of hot kisses upon thy warm petals of aphrodisia, awakens the beast within
My lustful murmurs of love will soon embrace thy ears, like a storm of delicate butterflies courting in the sunlight
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Random Guy Joke #168
Q: Why don't women get married so often these days?A: Because they'd rather have bacon in the fridge then a pig in the living room.