This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

(Remember: If you don't like the poem, just press the refresh button on your browser to generate a new one)

Thy sweet innocent scent alone would drive the Goddess Aphrodite herself to bleed tears of envy

Each cloud-like touch of mine, dies to explore every inch of thy sacred valleys and holy arches

Tis not only the moon that shines like fiery embers in the night, for even the Goddess Ceres envies thy bright beautiful eyes

Oh sweet envy of Aphrodite! Cast thy dagger of love into my heart and consume me with the flames of thy lust

Your Name:
Your Lover's Name:
Your Lover's Email:
Your Email:
Message:
I agree to the terms and conditions