This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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Thy sweet innocent scent alone would drive the Goddess Aphrodite herself to bleed tears of envy
What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?
A moments worth of hot kisses upon thy warm petals of aphrodisia, awakens the beast within
My scarlet loins eternally bleed upon thy shores. For only a true angel could make me feel this way
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