This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Desire is a Goddess, who possesses my body and enslaves me to thy lustful thoughts

What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

A moments worth of hot kisses upon thy warm petals of aphrodisia, awakens the beast within

Oh sweet envy of Aphrodite! Cast thy dagger of love into my heart and consume me with the flames of thy lust

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