
This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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Carved upon my heart is the name of an angel who I've bled tears for again and again
For a single gaze upon the light which breaketh from thy delicate face, would rage within me pangs of carnality
Oh beautiful angel! How my lips burn for your moist kiss which is sweeter then nectar dripping from the earth's most beautiful flower
For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin
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Random Guy Joke #63
Q: Why do men name their wiener?A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.