This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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The shock of thy seduction rages deep within my soul like a virile galloping stallion

What mortal could resist worshipping thy heavenly hair? Fingers running wild like horses through a forest

Your gaze embraces mine, and my lips part with yours to drink the dripping nectar-like dew

For not a night passes by, when I do not cry thy sacred name in honour of your radiant innocent beauty

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