This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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May these sweet words caress you like the strong winding twines of lascivious sin

Each cloud-like touch of mine, dies to explore every inch of thy sacred valleys and holy arches

With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you

Poisoned by the love from thy sweet nectar, I anticipate thy shadow cast upon me by flickering candlelight

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