This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Desire is a Goddess, who possesses my body and enslaves me to thy lustful thoughts

What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

A moments worth of hot kisses upon thy warm petals of aphrodisia, awakens the beast within

My lustful murmurs of love will soon embrace thy ears, like a storm of delicate butterflies courting in the sunlight

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