This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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With burning lustful desire and the pain of your absence, I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts

For the mere thought of sacred union between thy skin and mine, brings electric arcs of animalism within

I bathe in sweet thoughts of your sensual embrace and of drinking the dripping aphrodisia from thy lips

I stand before you. Thy humble servant seeks only to please thy royal satin flesh and silky skin

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