This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Within my heart are the seeds of lust, which blossom like wild orchids with thy every gaze

For what creature would not cry out for thy velvet playful touch upon thirsty skin?

The four horsemen may bring forth the Apocalypse, but my aching soul would still wander the earth, craving thy deep kisses

For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin

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