This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood
What carnal magic drives me to gaze upon thy skin, more delicate then the kiss of twilight?
I bathe in sweet thoughts of your sensual embrace and of drinking the dripping aphrodisia from thy lips
I stand before you. Thy humble servant seeks only to please thy royal satin flesh and silky skin
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