This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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The shock of thy seduction rages deep within my soul like a virile galloping stallion

What mortal could resist worshipping thy heavenly hair? Fingers running wild like horses through a forest

Oh beautiful angel! How my lips burn for your moist kiss which is sweeter then nectar dripping from the earth's most beautiful flower

For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin

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