This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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May these sweet words caress you like the strong winding twines of lascivious sin

Mere gazes from neath thy silken shroud, awakening tingling electric arcs within me

Oh beautiful heavenly being! I stand before thee, a hungry lustful beast. My mouth wet with anticipation.

I swear I would slay Lucifer himself with my bare hands, just to bathe within the sweet warm nectar of thy love

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