This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Desire is a Goddess, who possesses my body and enslaves me to thy lustful thoughts

For a single gaze upon the light which breaketh from thy delicate face, would rage within me pangs of carnality

Tis not only the moon that shines like fiery embers in the night, for even the Goddess Ceres envies thy bright beautiful eyes

My scarlet loins eternally bleed upon thy shores. For only a true angel could make me feel this way

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