
This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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The shock of thy seduction rages deep within my soul like a virile galloping stallion
One moment of passion upon thy winged scent of love, sends warm rushes of blood to thirsty loins
Oh beautiful heavenly being! I stand before thee, a hungry lustful beast. My mouth wet with anticipation.
For now, I leave you with untold secrets, forged in heaven and whispered within dreams
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Random Guy Joke #43
Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A: You cook - they eat; You clean - they dirty; You iron - they wrinkle.