This section is now officially closed! Why? Over the past 2 years, all I've gotten is a bunch of drooling idiots and morons emailing with stupid unreasonable requests such as:
"Hello sir. Please link to site A and you will receive a return link from my other site B."
OK so whats wrong with linking to site A and receiving a linkback from site A? What are these fish-brained monkeys trying to hide?
And heres a group of people who should be severely beaten with telegraph poles - people demanding link exchanges with sites that contain no relevant content, and even worse, the dumbass spammer of a webmaster couldn't even be bothered spending 30 seconds checking out my site's content, because if they had they would realise my satirical website has no morals and nothing which is of actual use. Heres a fictional example of what I get:
"Hello sir. I have a blog about smoking crack whilst shoving twigs up my pee hole. Your site contains really useful information which my visitors will find very helpful. Please link to me."
I might as well put up a big sign on the front page saying "SPAM GATEWAY - FREE LINKS FOR EVERYONE - PLEASE TAKE MY KIDNEYS TOO" I hate to do this, but from now all link exchange requests will be ignored unless you're a very highly ranked website with something known as a track record and a long history, who is seeking a partnership of some kind and even then don't expect a reply unless you have something decent and relevant to talk about. I apologise for my blunt attitude but this is what happens when people try to abuse me.
"Hello sir. Please link to site A and you will receive a return link from my other site B."
OK so whats wrong with linking to site A and receiving a linkback from site A? What are these fish-brained monkeys trying to hide?
And heres a group of people who should be severely beaten with telegraph poles - people demanding link exchanges with sites that contain no relevant content, and even worse, the dumbass spammer of a webmaster couldn't even be bothered spending 30 seconds checking out my site's content, because if they had they would realise my satirical website has no morals and nothing which is of actual use. Heres a fictional example of what I get:
"Hello sir. I have a blog about smoking crack whilst shoving twigs up my pee hole. Your site contains really useful information which my visitors will find very helpful. Please link to me."
I might as well put up a big sign on the front page saying "SPAM GATEWAY - FREE LINKS FOR EVERYONE - PLEASE TAKE MY KIDNEYS TOO" I hate to do this, but from now all link exchange requests will be ignored unless you're a very highly ranked website with something known as a track record and a long history, who is seeking a partnership of some kind and even then don't expect a reply unless you have something decent and relevant to talk about. I apologise for my blunt attitude but this is what happens when people try to abuse me.
HumorHell.com - This is our new "Sister Site". Its for those people who love a constant stream of daily funny videos, pictures, flash games, bizarre and shocking news, etc.
capitalchicks - Bright lights and big cities... welcome to the world of the capitalchicks! Do you dream of a life in the spotlight? Do you wish it was you on the red carpet? What would you give to be famous...?
I Am Bored - For some reason, I seem to be getting quite a lot of traffic from this website, so I've decided to link back to them with a premium link. I checked out their content and its actually got some great stuff which is safe to view at work.
The Horoscope Junkie - Hundreds of links to the webs best horoscope sites. Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Yearly, Teen, Pet and Email Horoscopes!
Terry Nazon - World famous celebrity astrologer and psychic to the stars, Terry Nazon. Daily, weekly, monthly, yearly horoscopes and email readings, plus free natal charts and more!
Love Poems And Quotes - A collection of romantic love poems and quotes, as well as a free monthly poetry contest.
Star Ville - Create your very own music idol and manage their career in this online simulation game.
Univise - Online Student Magazine - Univise is an online magazine aimed at British University students. Theres various articles on lifestyle, dating, sex, fashion, health and entertainment as well as weekly horoscopes provided by yours truly. :)
capitalchicks - Bright lights and big cities... welcome to the world of the capitalchicks! Do you dream of a life in the spotlight? Do you wish it was you on the red carpet? What would you give to be famous...?
I Am Bored - For some reason, I seem to be getting quite a lot of traffic from this website, so I've decided to link back to them with a premium link. I checked out their content and its actually got some great stuff which is safe to view at work.
The Horoscope Junkie - Hundreds of links to the webs best horoscope sites. Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Yearly, Teen, Pet and Email Horoscopes!
Terry Nazon - World famous celebrity astrologer and psychic to the stars, Terry Nazon. Daily, weekly, monthly, yearly horoscopes and email readings, plus free natal charts and more!
Love Poems And Quotes - A collection of romantic love poems and quotes, as well as a free monthly poetry contest.
Star Ville - Create your very own music idol and manage their career in this online simulation game.
Univise - Online Student Magazine - Univise is an online magazine aimed at British University students. Theres various articles on lifestyle, dating, sex, fashion, health and entertainment as well as weekly horoscopes provided by yours truly. :)
Paul Wade - Astrologer - Astrologer Paul Wade offers free astrology resources, horoscopes, sign analyses, zodiac screensavers, cool games and a directory of recommended links.
Astrology On The Web - A large and very detailed astrology site. Be sure you check out their "Oracle Of Bitter Truth" for a twisted, comical look into the stars and your future.
Flush The Web - A large directory of the worst (and some of the funniest) sites on the world wide web. This site is updated daily and is worth searching through often.
Universal Psychic Guild - A worldwide organisation devoted to astrology, psychic readings, tarot readings and various other things which can help improve your life and relationships.
Authentic Verified Highly Tested Psychics & More - Free Weekly Horoscopes, matchmaking, Tarot reader, Mediums & Psychics From $1 - $2.50 a min. We're having a $4,000.00 Give Away In 2005.
Is He Or She Your Soulmate? - In any relationship situation it is vital to know if your going to be compatible with the one you want to share your life with. At "Soulmates Psychic" we look at compatibility in several ways.
Astrology-Stars - Is Gods Answers written in the stars? Find out now!
Psychic Nudist Delivering 5 Star Psychic Readings - Professional psychic readings, Love affirmations, Info on The nudist Life style, Free weekly horoscopes, Free Singles Only chat, Psychic Matchmaking and so much more. Use promo code Rainbow for 10% off your psychic readings.
Houston-Psychic RainbowMoonUnderSun - Houstons Top Premier 5 Star Master Tarot Reader.
Zodiac Birthday Greeting Cards From 123Greetings.com - Wishes, cartoons, flowers, zodiac signs - so many great ecards to reach out & wish Happy B'day to your friends/ near ones/ colleagues & acquaintances ! So take your pick & wish 'em on their Big Day with these free online greetings.
Womens Links - This directory contains just about every link you can imagine which would interest most females.
Free Greeting Cards, Free Ecards, Birthday Cards, Friendship Greetings, Love Egreetings from GreetingsnEcards.com - Send these Free Love Greetings, Birthday Ecards, Friendship Ecards, Flowers & Gift Cards , Wedding, lovely ecards to your near and dear ones. All cards are free of cost.
YoYsearch.com - A convenient interface to ten types of search.
The Lime Search UK Directory - Lime Search is a directory of companies offering products and services in the UK.
AstroStar Astrology and More - Free and unique horoscopes, astrology and metaphysical resources, discount books, free oracles, environmental topics and more.
Various Astrological Charts - Gives A Unique Insight - Astrological Birthcharts, Synastry & Transit Reports also Triple Charts, Western, Chinese and Indian Birthcharts. Individual Greeting Cards, too.
Horoscopes Heaven - Your Daily Guide To Horoscopes - Horoscopes Heaven your daily horoscopes guide zodiac astrology moon phaze signs much more. Go check it registered users recives cellphone horoscopes guide for free!
Horoscopes Guide - Personal free horoscopes, your lucky numbers, free gifts and the secret of abundance, all free of charge!
Frety.NET - A web directory with homepage thumbnails.
Online Mystery Shopper - Online Mystery Shopper rates the safety, usability, shopping system, and customer service of online casinos, shops, online catalogues, service and informational web sites to ensure you have a safe and confident shopping experience.
Biorhythms4U - A site devoted to Biorhythms. Biorhythms are method of predicting the cycles of an individual based on their birth date.
Complete Indian Vedic Astrology Portal For Genuine Consultation - Customized manual consultation and astrology reports on Vedic System. Phone / Chat consultation by astrologers in India. Free horoscope forecast on daily, monthly & annual basis.
Eye Health Articles - EyeTopics.com is an independent, professional, and reliable source of information about eyewear and vision care. Each month, EyeTopics reviews the latest news and research about all things eye-related.
Galdirectory.com - A guide something the gal woman and resources.
Romance Quotes - Love Quotes, Relationship Quotes, Love Horoscope and Romance Directory. Quotes for everybody.
Love Pictures Quotes - Love Quotes with Pictures, Love Horoscope and Romance Directory. Romance Quotes for all Lovers.
Love Quotes - Love quotes for everybody.
Love and Quotes - Love quotes to tell your special someone how much you love them!
In Love Quotes - Love Quotes, Romance Quotes, Relationship Quotes for everybody who are in love.
I Love U Quotes - Quotes to tell people around you "I love u" in different ways.
I Love You Quotes - Love quotes to tell your special someone how much you love them!.
Love Stories - Sweet, romantic, touching love stories, romantic ideas, romantic love quotes, love greeting cards, personal horoscope, inspirational quotes, meaning of different flowers, how to say i love you in different languages, All in 1 site!
Inspirational Short Stories - Inspirational Motivational Stories, Different types of Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Poems and Various Inspirational Gifts and Posters. Be Inspired...
Romantic Love Quiz - Consists of Love Quizzes, Free Fun Online Quizzes and Free Personality Quizzes.
Love Quiz Test - Love, Personality and Fun Quizzes and Tests with results for blogs/websites/myspace.
Date Ideas - Funny and humorous dating tips and ideas from Date Hints.
Free Links Directory - Submit your links for free.
Postales De Amor, Tarjetas De Amor - Postales virtuales gratis
Free Love Greeting Cards - Best collection of free online greeting cards for all occasions at BubbaCards.com
Phill Birthday Cards - Send free e-cards to your friends and family.
75 Cents Psychic - 75 Cents Psychic.
Horoscopes | Chinese Astrology Report - Astrology Report, Western Horoscopes, and Chinese Astrology from HoroscopesFun.com-Discover and enhance your future with Daily Horoscopes, Love Horoscopes, Feng Shui, Zodiac Signs, Astrology Reports, Horoscopes Compatibility Report, Chinese Astrology and
Psychic, Tarot and Astrology Readings - Psychic, tarot and astrology readings by accurate and sensitive psychic reader
Through Night's Fire Astrology - Through Night's Fire Astrology - Dedicated to the study of Love, Karma, Sex, & Relationship
www.funnyside.co.uk - Funny videos, crazy videos, stupid videos, insane videos - Because everything has a funnyside!
Free Hindu Greetings from Hindu-festivals.com - Celebrate the hindu festivals with these free hindu greeting cards
Holi Cards - Free e-cards which celebrate Holi, the Indian festival of colours
Holi e-Cards - Free e-cards which celebrate Holi, the Indian festival of colours
Funny Videos - Your daily video hustler
Haiku Tarot - A free weekly and monthly horoscope that combines the mysticism of astrology with the poetry of haiku
Astrology On The Web - A large and very detailed astrology site. Be sure you check out their "Oracle Of Bitter Truth" for a twisted, comical look into the stars and your future.
Flush The Web - A large directory of the worst (and some of the funniest) sites on the world wide web. This site is updated daily and is worth searching through often.
Universal Psychic Guild - A worldwide organisation devoted to astrology, psychic readings, tarot readings and various other things which can help improve your life and relationships.
Authentic Verified Highly Tested Psychics & More - Free Weekly Horoscopes, matchmaking, Tarot reader, Mediums & Psychics From $1 - $2.50 a min. We're having a $4,000.00 Give Away In 2005.
Is He Or She Your Soulmate? - In any relationship situation it is vital to know if your going to be compatible with the one you want to share your life with. At "Soulmates Psychic" we look at compatibility in several ways.
Astrology-Stars - Is Gods Answers written in the stars? Find out now!
Psychic Nudist Delivering 5 Star Psychic Readings - Professional psychic readings, Love affirmations, Info on The nudist Life style, Free weekly horoscopes, Free Singles Only chat, Psychic Matchmaking and so much more. Use promo code Rainbow for 10% off your psychic readings.
Houston-Psychic RainbowMoonUnderSun - Houstons Top Premier 5 Star Master Tarot Reader.
Zodiac Birthday Greeting Cards From 123Greetings.com - Wishes, cartoons, flowers, zodiac signs - so many great ecards to reach out & wish Happy B'day to your friends/ near ones/ colleagues & acquaintances ! So take your pick & wish 'em on their Big Day with these free online greetings.
Womens Links - This directory contains just about every link you can imagine which would interest most females.
Free Greeting Cards, Free Ecards, Birthday Cards, Friendship Greetings, Love Egreetings from GreetingsnEcards.com - Send these Free Love Greetings, Birthday Ecards, Friendship Ecards, Flowers & Gift Cards , Wedding, lovely ecards to your near and dear ones. All cards are free of cost.
YoYsearch.com - A convenient interface to ten types of search.
The Lime Search UK Directory - Lime Search is a directory of companies offering products and services in the UK.
AstroStar Astrology and More - Free and unique horoscopes, astrology and metaphysical resources, discount books, free oracles, environmental topics and more.
Various Astrological Charts - Gives A Unique Insight - Astrological Birthcharts, Synastry & Transit Reports also Triple Charts, Western, Chinese and Indian Birthcharts. Individual Greeting Cards, too.
Horoscopes Heaven - Your Daily Guide To Horoscopes - Horoscopes Heaven your daily horoscopes guide zodiac astrology moon phaze signs much more. Go check it registered users recives cellphone horoscopes guide for free!
Horoscopes Guide - Personal free horoscopes, your lucky numbers, free gifts and the secret of abundance, all free of charge!
Frety.NET - A web directory with homepage thumbnails.
Online Mystery Shopper - Online Mystery Shopper rates the safety, usability, shopping system, and customer service of online casinos, shops, online catalogues, service and informational web sites to ensure you have a safe and confident shopping experience.
Biorhythms4U - A site devoted to Biorhythms. Biorhythms are method of predicting the cycles of an individual based on their birth date.
Complete Indian Vedic Astrology Portal For Genuine Consultation - Customized manual consultation and astrology reports on Vedic System. Phone / Chat consultation by astrologers in India. Free horoscope forecast on daily, monthly & annual basis.
Eye Health Articles - EyeTopics.com is an independent, professional, and reliable source of information about eyewear and vision care. Each month, EyeTopics reviews the latest news and research about all things eye-related.
Galdirectory.com - A guide something the gal woman and resources.
Romance Quotes - Love Quotes, Relationship Quotes, Love Horoscope and Romance Directory. Quotes for everybody.
Love Pictures Quotes - Love Quotes with Pictures, Love Horoscope and Romance Directory. Romance Quotes for all Lovers.
Love Quotes - Love quotes for everybody.
Love and Quotes - Love quotes to tell your special someone how much you love them!
In Love Quotes - Love Quotes, Romance Quotes, Relationship Quotes for everybody who are in love.
I Love U Quotes - Quotes to tell people around you "I love u" in different ways.
I Love You Quotes - Love quotes to tell your special someone how much you love them!.
Love Stories - Sweet, romantic, touching love stories, romantic ideas, romantic love quotes, love greeting cards, personal horoscope, inspirational quotes, meaning of different flowers, how to say i love you in different languages, All in 1 site!
Inspirational Short Stories - Inspirational Motivational Stories, Different types of Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Poems and Various Inspirational Gifts and Posters. Be Inspired...
Romantic Love Quiz - Consists of Love Quizzes, Free Fun Online Quizzes and Free Personality Quizzes.
Love Quiz Test - Love, Personality and Fun Quizzes and Tests with results for blogs/websites/myspace.
Date Ideas - Funny and humorous dating tips and ideas from Date Hints.
Free Links Directory - Submit your links for free.
Postales De Amor, Tarjetas De Amor - Postales virtuales gratis
Free Love Greeting Cards - Best collection of free online greeting cards for all occasions at BubbaCards.com
Phill Birthday Cards - Send free e-cards to your friends and family.
75 Cents Psychic - 75 Cents Psychic.
Horoscopes | Chinese Astrology Report - Astrology Report, Western Horoscopes, and Chinese Astrology from HoroscopesFun.com-Discover and enhance your future with Daily Horoscopes, Love Horoscopes, Feng Shui, Zodiac Signs, Astrology Reports, Horoscopes Compatibility Report, Chinese Astrology and
Psychic, Tarot and Astrology Readings - Psychic, tarot and astrology readings by accurate and sensitive psychic reader
Through Night's Fire Astrology - Through Night's Fire Astrology - Dedicated to the study of Love, Karma, Sex, & Relationship
www.funnyside.co.uk - Funny videos, crazy videos, stupid videos, insane videos - Because everything has a funnyside!
Free Hindu Greetings from Hindu-festivals.com - Celebrate the hindu festivals with these free hindu greeting cards
Holi Cards - Free e-cards which celebrate Holi, the Indian festival of colours
Holi e-Cards - Free e-cards which celebrate Holi, the Indian festival of colours
Funny Videos - Your daily video hustler
Haiku Tarot - A free weekly and monthly horoscope that combines the mysticism of astrology with the poetry of haiku