cancer horoscope
22 Jun - 22 Jul

CANCER - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


The new moon means you are likely to confuse cucumbers for bobcats. This could spell catastrophe when it comes to science related goals such as photographing chimps doing the macarena.

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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


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