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SCORPIO - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEGooseberries will make you pregnant - unless you are a woman in which case they will make all your spoons turn into mice. Avoid using musical instruments as powder puff as this will annoy your ruling planet Pluto.
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Random Guy Joke #294
Guy: "So, wanna go back to my place?"Girl: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"