scorpio horoscope
24 Oct - 21 Nov

SCORPIO - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


Gooseberries will make you pregnant - unless you are a woman in which case they will make all your spoons turn into mice. Avoid using musical instruments as powder puff as this will annoy your ruling planet Pluto.

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Random Guy Joke #207
Q: Why were guys given larger brains then dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!


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