scorpio horoscope
24 Oct - 21 Nov

SCORPIO - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


Gooseberries will make you pregnant - unless you are a woman in which case they will make all your spoons turn into mice. Avoid using musical instruments as powder puff as this will annoy your ruling planet Pluto.

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Random Guy Joke #242
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight.
When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.


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