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SCORPIO - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEGooseberries will make you pregnant - unless you are a woman in which case they will make all your spoons turn into mice. Avoid using musical instruments as powder puff as this will annoy your ruling planet Pluto.
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Random Guy Joke #301
Guy: "I'd go through anything for you."Girl: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
