gemini horoscope
21 May - 21 Jun

GEMINI - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


Positive attitudes and chicken suits will remind you of coal miners and peanuts. Rejoice and praise the coming of tadpoles in your pockets. This is a sign for you to start vomiting on dogs in public.

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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.


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