gemini horoscope
21 May - 21 Jun

GEMINI - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


Stop trying to cross-fertilize camels with deer spleens! Have you wondered why there are so many giant lemons flying over your house recently? Well now you know why and now you also know the cure to leprosy.

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Random Guy Joke #129
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.


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