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ARIES - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEMars is in the second house which means you should start looking ways to sprout tentacles from your eyeballs. Do not chew up watermelons and spit the seeds at ducks. This will lower your vitamin levels.
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Random Guy Joke #112
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?A: They're married.