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LEO - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEThe Sun is weak which is the reason why your mother in law has gone to live in the sewer after being adopted by mutant cabbages. Don't let this setback depress you. Find someone with large nostrils and fill both holes with porridge.
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Random Guy Joke #160
Guy: Tonight I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world.Girl: I'll miss you!