taurus horoscope
20 Apr - 20 May

TAURUS - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE


As Venus aspects Saturn this could be a good time to freeze yourself in a block of ice. The afterwards, you can brighten up your day by wrapping yourself in a warm blanket and repeatedly sneezing at gibbons for fun.

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