Happy New Year!

I was in the middle of wrapping my eyeballs in tinfoil just so I could try and trick the neighbours dog into thinking they were magic flutes, when I realised that it was the New Year. 2005 has been a great, successful first year for Crazy Horoscopes. Thank you all! I wish you all a very Happy New Year, and may 2006 bring you good luck, success, cheesecakes, rancid porridge, randy pixies and lots 6 foot tall wenches dressed as Donald Duck and Pluto.