MAKE CRAZY HOROSCOPES MY HOMEPAGE
MOBILE HOROSCOPES
Current Lunar Phase:
This section is now officially closed! Why? Over the past 2 years, all I've gotten is a bunch of drooling idiots and morons emailing with stupid unreasonable requests such as:
"Hello sir. Please link to site A and you will receive a return link from my other site B."
OK so whats wrong with linking to site A and receiving a linkback from site A? What are these fish-brained monkeys trying to hide?
And heres a group of people who should be severely beaten with telegraph poles - people demanding link exchanges with sites that contain no relevant content, and even worse, the dumbass spammer of a webmaster couldn't even be bothered spending 30 seconds checking out my site's content, because if they had they would realise my satirical website has no morals and nothing which is of actual use. Heres a fictional example of what I get:
"Hello sir. I have a blog about smoking crack whilst shoving twigs up my pee hole. Your site contains really useful information which my visitors will find very helpful. Please link to me."
I might as well put up a big sign on the front page saying "SPAM GATEWAY - FREE LINKS FOR EVERYONE - PLEASE TAKE MY KIDNEYS TOO" I hate to do this, but from now all link exchange requests will be ignored unless you're a very highly ranked website with something known as a track record and a long history, who is seeking a partnership of some kind and even then don't expect a reply unless you have something decent and relevant to talk about. I apologise for my blunt attitude but this is what happens when people try to abuse me.
"Hello sir. Please link to site A and you will receive a return link from my other site B."
And heres a group of people who should be severely beaten with telegraph poles - people demanding link exchanges with sites that contain no relevant content, and even worse, the dumbass spammer of a webmaster couldn't even be bothered spending 30 seconds checking out my site's content, because if they had they would realise my satirical website has no morals and nothing which is of actual use. Heres a fictional example of what I get:
"Hello sir. I have a blog about smoking crack whilst shoving twigs up my pee hole. Your site contains really useful information which my visitors will find very helpful. Please link to me."
I might as well put up a big sign on the front page saying "SPAM GATEWAY - FREE LINKS FOR EVERYONE - PLEASE TAKE MY KIDNEYS TOO" I hate to do this, but from now all link exchange requests will be ignored unless you're a very highly ranked website with something known as a track record and a long history, who is seeking a partnership of some kind and even then don't expect a reply unless you have something decent and relevant to talk about. I apologise for my blunt attitude but this is what happens when people try to abuse me.