Your Garden Fence Is On Fire Every Time You Sneeze

Your garden fence combusts into flames and every time you rebuild it and sneeze within 10 metres of it, the whole thing goes up in smoke again.

The outcome of this depends on what colour the fire is. If its green with blue fiery tendrils, then the chances are you are going to grow gills and breathe like a fish. If the fire is made of mushrooms, then your future daughter-in-law will be a Paris Hilton look-alike in a straw hat. If the fire is red with demons coming out of it, then you are going to cut the cheese sometime during the day. If the fire is yellow with a white base, then you are obviously lying and making your dream up.

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