Being Chased By A Transsexual Flying Greyhound
You dream you are being chased by a flying greyhound who is wearing make-up and dressed in a Gucci skirt. You met him in the public toilets and asked him for directions.
Your love life is about to take a turn. You are soon to have a sex change operation on your chin, which will make your eyes fall out and your teeth turn in to mushroom. This operation cannot be avoided as your doctor will recommend the next time you complain about a headache or a sore spleen. You will need to learn to live with this, and not cry over spilt milk (even though you didn't spill any). There is the positive side to this operation, which is the fact that you will attract more ostriches who, will not hesitate to hump your leg.