Lemons Singing And Dancing In Your Bathroom

You open the door of your bathroom because you want to take a whizz and your bathroom is infested with singing lemons who occasionally squirt acid at you from their nipples.

The colour yellow is something quite commonly seen in monochrome dreams (despite what philosophy lecturers tell you). Yellow fruit, such as bananas and lemons, represent your desire to breed with table cloths and wallpaper. This dream clearly means that you will be run over by a giraffe in a superman costume, driving a hovercraft. You won't die from this accident (unless it's a Tuesday), but you will suffer some minor injuries which may result in several lungs, eyes and gills being painted gold by surgeons.

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