Gypsies Chasing You With Cricket Bats
Your local bar is overrun with gypsies who chase you with cricket bats because you ordered more then 3 Red Bulls in a row.
You may think this dream has something to do with the time when you beat up that gypsy hag who came to your door, and you rammed her head down a gutter. But this dream in fact represents something completely different. Soon you are to inherit some socks. However, these socks are not meant for wearing. They are for storing spoons, in order to prevent frostbite and cheese rash. If you intend to pass them down to future generations, then don't enter any spitting contests with gohpers. If a real gypsy chases you with a cricket bat, then just buy their lucky charm off them. Its easier.