A Demon Bones Your Granny Then Shoves Her Head Up Your Anus For Eternity

A demon wants to have sex with your Grandma, and if you let him then her head would be cut off and shoved up your rear-end for all eternity. (Thanks K.B)

Once in a while, someone will submit a dream that is so damn ridiculous it makes me want to stab myself in the neck with a pencil. I really don't know what scares me more. The fact that I am translating this dream, or the fact that the person who submitted it, actually had this dream. However, here is the interpretation. The demon, in this case represents a toilet filled with popcorn and coat hangers. By letting him knob your Granny, and having her head shoved up your posterior, you are allowing yourself to be exposed to radiation and harmful doses of chimp gravy. Take my advice and glue a silver raspberry to your eyeball and recite the entire Belgian dictionary in Chinese NOW, before you are mauled by flying camels!

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