Your Dog Beat Boxes And You Get Attacked By Penguins With Pickles
Your Dog starts beat boxing to the 'Playschool' theme while a herd of penguins try to kill you with a frozen fish and a jar of pickles. (Thanks Nicci)
Being honest I don't even remember how the playschool theme goes, it was that long ago. But here goes. A beat boxing dog means only one thing. I'm sorry to say this but your Father In Law is only pretending to be a monk, and in actual fact is a clown who eats 20 kilos of garden peas through his nose, to make people laugh. If you feel traumatised by this, then perhaps it would help if you spoke to a ballet dancer regarding your broken washing machine. The penguins and frozen fish are an even bigger concern, and you should really speak to a doctor or a solicitor regarding that yeast infection of yours.