Your Hamster Humps Your Eyeball While A Gorilla Feeds You Toenails.
Your pet hamster humps your eyeball whilst you are being chased by a gorilla who is desperately trying to force feed you its toenail clippings. (Thanks A.M)
Pet hamsters are one of those things, which if seen in a dream usually represent one of two things. Now it might have something to do with the fact that you recently had the breast on your forehead removed with a plastic spatula, but just bear with me. A hamster can either represent your Uncle Bushwhacka-Pimp or it can represent an inflatable banana. Either way, it means that your teeth will soon explode and cause several turnip shortages in the East.