Hijacked By Leprechauns Who Turn You Into a Pole Dancing Banana

You're on a road trip when your car is hi-jacked by tipsy leprechauns who turn you into a pink pole dancing banana by sprinkling cocaine on your head. They then proceed to slap you with a squid and call you a stupid octopus. You also have an urge to eat the steering wheel. (Thanks N.E)

This dream is hard to explain. The Leprechauns represent the temptation to eat mushrooms whilst wearing no clothes. The pole dancing banana is your future partner who will spray bananas from his rear-end at anybody who paints themselves pink on a Tuesday. The interpretation is complicated but the bottom line is that your liver will soon turn into a dolphin and have triplets, who will attach tapeworms to your nipples for fun.

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