Every Time Your Dog Farts, The Cat's Hair Falls Out
Every time your dog cracks one, your moggie loses its hair and becomes totally bald and then jumps onto its nose and spins at 20,000 rpm. It eventually digs its way down to Australia where it makes a living, selling plastic frogs to greyhounds(Thanks Anon)
Dog farts are known for being excellent aphrodisiacs and in some countries during ancient times, the rich would often feed their dogs with cabbage and sniff dog farts in order to get the horn. This dream basically is a cry for help. Sorry to say this, but you need to get more turnips in your diet. The part where the cat loses its hair and moves to Oz, is basically your inner desire to salsa dance with gibbons. A visit to the zoo might be useful.