You Are Looking For Velma's Glasses and You Turn Into a Cockroach

You are walking through a field of talking Diet Pepsis and they go on about how amazing they are. You pop one open and Liza Minelli, Prince and Scooby Doo appear and ask you to help find Velma's glasses. You then shrink and turn into a cockroach, when Scooby Doo steps on you and eats you. (Thanks Jen)

The Pepsi cans are a sign you are soon to have quintuplets and give birth to them from your nose. However, Scooby Doo appearing in a dream, is far more complicated. This means that one day your telephone will ring 3 times, and on the 3rd ring, 20,000 chimps will fly out of the handset and will stick a hosepipe up your rear end and turn the water on full blast. Take action now, by disguising yourself as a Gypsy and making goose noises, just before you do a guff.

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