Climbing a Mountain Of Cheese And Being Chased By a Naked Midget

You are climbing a mountain of grated cheese and being pursued by little naked woman throwing pickles at you (Thanks S.A)

Dreams like this one usually occur after you have been involved with a stamp collecting accident and been traumatised by the after effects which usually involve a decrease in hormone production. The mountain of cheese represents your inner desire to make new hormones from post-it notes. The naked midget represents your pet iguana who will try to convince you otherwise and will repeatedly punch you in the chin, and call you "Aunty Mary" unless you give him a steering wheel covered in Vaseline and dog drool.

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