Your Uncle Wants To Set Fire To Your Pink Negligee

Your uncle phones you up at 4:00AM and asks you if he can come round and set fire to your pretty pink negligee and your collection of false nails. He turns up, despite your protests, and offers to clean your entire house with a frozen banana.

This is yet another dream which people have, which actually happens to me. If you see this in a dream, then there could be some cause for concern. Negligees on fire often represents banjos, so do not be surprised if a tadpole or a tiger turns up to your home and starts playing the banjo whilst dancing in a frock made of seaweed. The banana represents the seaweed you ate at that Japanese restaurant last week. Quickly line your colon with gunpowder before anyone sticks rhubarbs up your nose, as a consequence.

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