Prosecuted By Angry Clowns On Valentines Day
You dream that you are in a courtroom and a whole load of angry clowns are prosecuting you and throwing turnips at your head. You are also afraid of jam.
Valentines day was founded in 1530 by the first clown on the moon, “Chuckles”, who created this day in honour of his pet whelk, “Saliva”. Traditionally on this day, people give each other flowers, lubricants and cotton buds, to show each other how much they enjoy cheese fries and small badgers. An angry clown prosecuting you on this day, can only mean one thing. You are about to burn yourself on to a blank CD and permanently be preserved on there at the request of your next door neighbours pet iguana. If this doesn't happen then one possible explanation might be that you are diabetic.