Wearing Blue Prevents You From Using Screwdrivers
You cannot complete work on a new cabinet because you are wearing blue socks. Every time you touch a screwdriver you turn into George Clooney.
For most people this is true, but for those few who it doesn't apply to, this can be the subject of many fantasies. This is only dream which works in its literal sense. If you can still use screwdrivers when you wear blue, then you are obviously stupid and insane and need to see a doctor. If not, then pat yourself on the back, buy a squid and call him “Jim”. He will reward you on those lonely nights by belly dancing for you and whistling every single one of Beethoven's symphonies from his left elbow on his seventh tentacle.