Every Banana In The World Becomes An Insomniac

You cannot eat bananas because they are all asleep and will not wake up no matter how much you stab them and sing to them.

The colour yellow does not represent leprechauns. It actually represents your desire to breed with tables, chairs and even stick insects. Get a tattoo of a chimp on your left retina so it looks like you see monkeys everywhere. This will not cure your desire to breed with chairs, but at least it will help you pass the test needed to get into your local police academy. Breeding with chairs and lamps is dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals, clowns and legal barristers.

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